STUFF THAT HAPPENED WHEN MY BOYFRIEND WAS AWAY ON TOUR
i wanted to let the puppy sleep in my bed but she got her period (someone forgot to spay someone… i can’t remember the details), so i made her sleep in a shame hut instead.
my mom sent me an email with a photo that was actually a video of her experience thinking she was taking a photo of my dad wearing 3-D glasses.
i saw a woman pushing a fluffy white cat down 8th avenue in a ruffly pink stroller.
starve starve starve. carb.
superdog got in a fight with a food processor, which cost me $675 plus $283.
i read a travel book in bed-stuy.
i brought the menstruating puppy to my mom’s all-white perfection mansion, and made her wear my nephew’s diaper.
tail hole.
i heard about dick-slangin’.
i updated my blog.
why doesn’t everyone always drink pina coladas all the time?
