ELEMENTS THAT MAKE ME NEVER WANT TO SEE A MOVIE
war
big skirts
southern accent
orphans
english accent
takes place mostly outdoors
singing
slightest mention of the holocaust
no one gets laid
set before the late 60s
in the trailer, people scream at each other through their tears
anyone dies (unless it’s hilarious. or mobsters)
wigs
AIDS
not enough mumbling
anyone rides a horse at any point
a plot
main characters over age 30
inspirational/uplifting ending
letter-writing accompanied by voice-over
swords
