REAL-LIFE INSPIRATION FOR MY UPCOMING SITCOM, “STEREOTYPES”
i met a pet portraitist at a surprise bachelorette party for my acupuncturist last week.
i have a wacky neighbor who shows up unannounced and talks about how the government killed michael jackson. his name is “ace”.
my co-writer is a gay bangladeshi with a black baby.
my best friend who’s an agent is going on a date with a girl he recently met at a funeral.
my best friend who’s a lawyer just ran into her occasional, almost-too-young bootie call with her dad. at the moma.
my hasidic landlord sucks on his payos and cleans his ears with his keys.
my sister’s nanny just started following her on twitter, and her twitter name is dirty and her profile picture features white bike shorts, and everyone is traumatized.
