NEW JOKES, OR: WHY I LOVE FRIENDSHIP
the william morris/endeavor merger: a jew-on-jew hate crime.
… “if by ‘married’ you mean ‘camping.’”
the john and kate + 8 hairdo: party in the front, meth-lab in the back.
the station wagon i’m planning to buy so i can drive my dog around: a subaru outback all-wheel muff-diver.
the biosphere: my dad’s word for the place where blogs live (?), our new word for anything we want to sound funny.
ballzderdash: what we call balderdash, which we’ve never played, but are really looking forward to.
“we shared time”: patrick swayze line from point break, and a great way to sum up some relationships.
