ANIMALS I HAVE FOSTERED OR ADOPTED SINCE I BECAME A (REALLY IMPULSIVE) GROWN-UP
portia, aloof cat who eventually chose to move out, via fire escape
angel, enormous elderly cat with thumbs who beat the shit out of portia
moose/bougie, dog-horse i adopted with boyfriend and then gave to his dad
hamilton, 90 pound pit bull who was a “fear-biter” as a result of being abused by former owners (also tried to kill portia)
ellie, overactive foster dog who scratched my legs till they bruised
superdog, elderly mutt who refuses to play or run at the dog run and has chronic diarrhea (this is when portia stormed out)
lady dog, the most beautiful dog ever abandoned in brooklyn, with a slight tendency to try to rip off superdog’s ears if he looks at her food wrong
